No matter what time of the year it is, you can guarantee that Dad will have some jokes locked away that really are just NOT funny!
Give Dad a taste of his own medicine this Halloween, or at any time really, with our scream inducing Dad jokes! Be warned though, these jokes might load him up on ammunition for the future, but we reckon these Dad Jokes are guaranteed to be a real scream!
Why did Dracula get thrown out of the haunted house?
He was a real pain in the neck
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
He was too wrapped up in himself
What’s a witches favourite subject in school
Spelling of course
What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?
“Cut it out!”