Food Jokes

Sometimes there’s nothing like some great, but really cheesy food jokes to put a smile on your dial.

Here are some the best, and corniest food jokes we’ve heard recently. Let us know your favourite food jokes in the comments below

Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

A Mushroom walks in a bar, bartender says “Hey you can’t drink here.”
Mushroom says “Why not, I’m a Fun-gi!”

Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!

Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: Because otherwise they’d crack each other up!

Q: What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
“Hola, yo soy Milk!”