Foodie Funnies – Jokes about food

Now we know that food is not a laughing matter! But sometimes there are some jokes that really do cause you to splutter. Here’s some of the best food jokes out there.

A Jolly Jelly Joke

What do you call someone with jelly in one ear and custard in the other?

A trifle deaf.

Dad Jokes

Why did the biscuit cry?

Because his dad been a wafer so long

Quick and Funny

What’s the fastest cake in the world?…scone

French Food Funnies

Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France?

Because in France, one egg is an oeuf

An educated joke

Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Tahnee O’Bree

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds!

Mick Moore

Why was the chef cruel?

Because he battered the fish, beat the eggs and whipped the cream

Linda Lueck

A guy walks into his doctors office.
A banana in one ear, a Brussels sprout in the other and a carrot up his nose.
The man says, “Doc this is terrible, what’s wrong with me?”
The doc says, “well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly

Michelle Vamvas

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

Because he needed a filling

Enza Russell

Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Mende Joveski

“i decided that becoming a vegetarian was a big missed steak”